Natasha: Cause this shit is like “Teen Mom” times six.
Mary: SOMETHING THAT COULD KILL YOU.
Natasha: EXACTLY.
Mary: That would just EAT your insides.
Natasha: THAT LITERALLY TAKES YOUR LIFE.
Mary: And BREAK you.
Natasha: Because after you have a kid and LIFE BELONGS TO SOMETHING ELSE.
Mary: Something that KEEPS trying to kill itself!
Natasha: You are no longer Bella Swan running a Thinspo blog about Fangbanging down by that reservation….
Mary: You’re a husk of loose skin and lank hair.
Natasha: Yes.
Mary: Fetus vs. Baby.
‘Breaking Dawn’: The Dress, The Vampire, the Fetus and the Headboard BY MARY HK CHOI AND MEEEEEE!!!!
I don’t know which was better, watching Breaking Dawn or reading this. Ok, the movie was better (longer!), but this is pretty damn great.
Reblogged from natashavc
